Monthly Archives: January 2006

Do It! Do It! Do It!

This would be hilarious! Sheehan to Feinstein: Filibuster Alito, Or I’ll Run Against You The pinheads in CA wouldn’t know who to vote for! And while I know that the majority of them would end up voting for Feinstein, they … Continue reading

Posted in Too Stupid to Live | 2 Comments

CWST Pt.2

Hello everyone. Professor Booty here with a second warm up technique for folks who have been taken with the snow. Now, I don’t recommend this technique unless the cold person in question has been thoroughly deltahwed using the technique from … Continue reading

Posted in Kewel! | 1 Comment

Revving up for tax increases

In yesterday’s Seattle Times, they published a WaPo article about how the deficit will ‘increase’ if the tax cuts Bush and the Republican Congress put into effect aren’t repealed. As per MSM standards, the aricle completely forgets to mention that … Continue reading

Posted in Color me confused | 1 Comment

Why I Don’t Swim in the Big Blue

They won’t say how big it was, but with a 1000psi beak bite, I don’t really care. A giant octopus may have been looking for a date when it attacked a submarine off of Vancouver Island last fall. The remote-operated … Continue reading

Posted in Life in the Atomic Age | 4 Comments

Cold Weather Survival Techniques

Hello folks, it’s Professor Booty here with some tips on techniques to keep yourself warm in the frosy out of doors. You’re probably wondering to yourself “Self, why would a guy with a Phd in Fanny Dynamics need to teach, … Continue reading

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“Destination Retail”

The Analog Mom emailed me some very good news yesterday: I might be getting my very own Cabelas! Cabela’s, which describes itself as the world’s foremost outfitter of fishing and hunting gear, is considering a store site in Lacey, but … Continue reading

Posted in Kewel! | 8 Comments

A Big Round of Thanks

Thank you to everyone who commented or emailed about Jake’s post yesterday. The little guy is doing OK now that the anesthesia has fully worn off though he doesn’t like his pill-form meds. But to cover my bases and clear … Continue reading

Posted in Life in the Atomic Age | 2 Comments

I had to wait

Until I stopped laughing to be able to post on this. OK, so last week, Chris Matthews of ‘HardlyGotBalls’ fame compared the statements in the latest Osama tape to Michael Moore’s whacked out diatribe, which it is easily comparable to, … Continue reading

Posted in Freaks, Mutants, and Morons, Too Stupid to Live, Useful Idiots | 3 Comments

Official Terror State

I have seen a lot of blogger going on about the Hamas victory in the barely recognizable as such, election in for control of the ‘Palestinian Authority’. Jimmeh Cahtah giving his seal of approval to the ‘elections’ gave the stroy legs. … Continue reading

Posted in Armageddon | 1 Comment

Butting Out

The clean air freaks in California have declared cigarette smoke a ‘Toxic Air Contaminate’. That’ll be coming here to Washington in under two years, without a doubt. Speaking of cigarette smoke, now that we have an uber-restrictive smoking ban (not even within … Continue reading

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