Author Archives: Professor Booty

Note: Where we left John Thomas last week ——————– The woman I knew as Root Beer Float set us on course and to say we made good time would be an understatement. We pulled up along what looked to be … Continue reading →

Note: Once again, only one message from John Thomas. But he did eventually reach a way out of the place he was at when we last heard from him, so I’m hopeful this weekend will bring another. ——————– I could … Continue reading →

Note: Again, just one message so far this week, but it has numerous pictures and he seems to have gotten out of at least the big trouble he was in. Here is where we left the Professor last week… ——————– … Continue reading →

NOTE: I’ve gotten just one email this week from the Professor, but it contains the key to what had been going on with him these past couple weeks. It also has more than just one photo. He’s on the run now, … Continue reading →

Note: Once again, I am only receiving updates from John Thomas ever four days or so and then saving them up for the weekend. Unfortunately, this is the only one I’ve gotten all week so far, so I’m hoping that … Continue reading →

Notice: I am receiving these from the Professor at very odd intervals. Today’s arrived last Monday and tomorrow’s on Thursday. All attempts to contact him are for naught; he isn’t at OTI or any of the other schools he frequents. … Continue reading →

She turned around and smiled. She passed me and walked into the room I had just stepped out of. I wanted to say something, like “Hello, my name is Professor John Thomas Booty. And who might you be?” but I had an inkling … Continue reading →

Why? How? All I remember is that I was sleeping. I awoke in a lush, bricklain desert villa. Had I just been drinking too much tequila? No. Maybe. With the fog still in my eyes, I stepped out onto the veranda. … Continue reading →