Cold Weather Survival Techniques

Hello folks, it’s Professor Booty here with some tips on techniques to keep yourself warm in the frosy out of doors.

You’re probably wondering to yourself “Self, why would a guy with a Phd in Fanny Dynamics need to teach, let alone know about, cold weather survival facts?”

The easy answer is this: Those pictures you see of models running around in bikinis or even topless in the snow weren’t shot in a studio.

My students will be models in the near future and they will need to know about how to avoid frostbite and hypothermia.

Folks who regularly go out for snow sports know to dress for it, but how are you supposed to do that when the shoot call for no pants?

You ‘Buddy Up’ and use ‘The Heat Sync Method’ when someone feels they’re getting cold.

I’m sure you’ve heard of that method,

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I reminded Miss Kate and Miss Cherie that a blanket of some kind is necessary to make sure the heat transfer takes place.

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