As The Kid mentioned last Sunday, I did what I normally do every year around that holiday, I went searching for The Mother of All Booty.
Sadly, once again, I failed in my quest to find my prize. I’m not too horribly crushed by the lack of reaching that goal; after all, I can only spend one day in my quest. Also, as part of my pledge, I will have to quit teaching at the Occidental Tush Institute when I find The Mother of All Booty, so life isn’t all bad.
While I was not able to find The Mother, I did not fail completely.
I found the Sister of All Booty.
She’s obviously waiting for Santa Claus! Must be the milk and cookies pixie.
That is a killer booty. I like it.