Is that they may have forgotten to include the line “Lift up the Lid”.
Apparently, not only are you not allowed to use deadly force to defend yourself in the UK, you are also advised to follow government instructions to use the commode.
Nothing could be easier than easement. You just sit there, flicking through The Sun, checking that the bathroom door is locked and waiting for nature to do its business.
Nanny society though we are, the mature adult does not expect to be told how to eat or to breathe. Up in Dundee, however, the local NHS trust has issued an instruction book on how to do the other thing that all species do; in our case, usually once a day.
 Potty training is a near-universal experience of early childhood in civilised societies. That NHS Tayside feels obliged to issue a four-page leaflet entitled Good Defecation Dynamics, complete with a diagram, suggests there may be a gaping cultural black hole in a well-populated part of eastern Scotland.
WTF? And I mean that most sincerely.
Does Dundee, Scotland have not only that much free time, but also that much available money to write and print a guide to pinching a loaf? I’m not even going to talk about the money they spent doing research before they could write and print (this is a government entity, you know they did research).
Will there be a second volume of this pamphlet, with two parts of course, to cover both male and female urination? And since this is in distillery country, will there be one to tell people how to puke? Wouldn’t want people breaking off teeth by doing it improperly and running up the costs of the wonderful government run health care system, would you?
This is exactly what happens when you let socialists, ot their even more sickening bretheren, ‘Progressives’, run the show.
Found at Alarming News
Geez!!! what next?
I’ve seen some of the public restrooms in the UK, and because of the fact of feces in many places other than the toilets, one could conclude that the public may not correctly know how to deficate.