We’re all mad here

One of The Wife’s friends has an iPhone. On said I phone there is a time waster of a game. Well, it is not so much a “game” as it is a time waster.

This time waster asks you unwinnable questions such as “Would you rather eat a jar of bees or drink a cup of port-o-potty fluid?” or “Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex or have your parents walk in on you having sex?”

It doesn’t give you any points, nor does it declare one answer right or wrong. It just keeps asking horrible questions. I can’t see the point of it or how it could be considered “fun”. But then again, I am considered “odd” in most circles.

I got to hear one of the more recent questions over the weekend and was actually able to answer it.

“Would you rather follow The Yellow Brick Road, or Go down The Rabbit Hole?”

Always choose The Rabbit Hole.

Always, always, always!

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(Sorry Zooey, but you got married to a poseur and are now off the market)