From Dad’s Garage:
This afternoon, after grinding away at some code for several hours, I thought to myself, “I need to get out of this chair. If anybody comes looking for me, I’m not going to be found here.” I grabbed a cigar, and as I was locking my PC, noticed the time: Four minutes past four. And started laughing that I might cause a “404: Not Found” error.
This is original material, folks. You’ll really have to search hard to find jokes this bad.
–Aaron Neal