Hear ye! Hear ye!
Go to the Heartless Libertarians place and congratulate him on becoming a papa!
Having obtained a weight of 9 lbs and a length of 21 inches, and in view of his demonstrated abilities in breathing, crying, opening his eyes, wiggling his appendages, and being outside his mother,
HL #2 Is hereby promoted in the Human Race from the rank of Fetus to the rank of Infant
Effective 1126 hours, PST, 03 JAN 2006
In other announcements, Gullyborg has now attained the rank of husband!
Go congratulate him and the Gullybabe (Gullywife? Gullyspouse?)