Funny Link Dump

Ted at Rocket Jones hates painting. Alas, he promised to do so over his four day weekend.

In painting, 90% of the job is prepwork, so I don’t skimp on it, even though I hate it with a passion.

Reading the paint can, I noticed the part that said if you want one-coat coverage, you should apply the paint liberally.

Anything to make the job go quicker, says I, even if I don’t understand the reasoning. I let the paint know how disappointed I was in it for being white and how it was inferior to paints of color.

I�ll have to remember that the next time I color the inside of the house.

And in case you missed it, Frank J has come up with a �Know Thy Enemy� that pertains to Social Security.

My favorites,

* Social Security is founded on the principle, that, because some people won’t save for retirement, all must be punished.

* If instead of the government taking the money you were allowed to take it and shove it up your ass, you’d get a better return on the money and not be quite as pissed off.

It�s funny because its true!

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