From a comment on Tam’s post:
Hunter-Thompson 2008, because this… is bat country.
As your attorney, I advise you to prepare for the 2008 election season by starting to drink now, and heavily.
Or at least load up your shotgun with #7 to take care of those bats!
For the unenlightened (can’t imagine that’s anybody reading this blog): see here.
OK, that just straight up kicks ass.
1. Because it’s absolutely true, and
2. It would make one hell of a campaign bumper sticker/yard sign (though in the real world I’d actually prefer the names switched around, there’s nothing saying that if they are that I have to not put them in that order).