It was “Abort the Kids”.
Now it is “Torture the Kids”.
Want to “Go Green”? Stay Married!
Environmentalists who are thinking of getting a divorce may want to reconsider, a new study at Michigan State University finds.
Households in which a divorce occurs have a greater negative impact on the environment in terms of efficient use of resources than the households of married couples, according to research that will be published this week by the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
The reason is simple — it’s all about efficiency, says Jianguo Liu, lead author of the study who has the Rachel Carson chair in ecological sustainability at the university’s department of fisheries and wildlife.
“In the divorced households, the number of people is smaller than in married households,” Liu told ABCNEWS.com. “The resource efficiency used per person is much lower than in married households.”
So separate bedrooms for mom and dad, along with possible extra-maritals, while it may just fuck the mind of the child completely up, is better for the environment?
Great. Like kids today aren’t screwed up enough already. Though I’m sure they’ll make a drug to counteract it.
We’re still in the early years of the Green religion. They haven’t yet had their version of the Council of Nicea to agree on orthodox doctrine yet. Give it a hundred years or so.
And a very medically named “syndrome” to label it with to excuse it.
If staying together is more green than separating, then polygamy must be even more green.
Allah-Snackbar!
But… But… it is for the children that they are doing this!