This guy just gave me an idea for a whole bunch of personally satisfying reactive targets. 
And they’re already on the shelves of my office!
Indiana Law Student Shoots Real-Estate Finance Casebook
Well, obviously the poor guy was frustrated because, like many legal textbooks, it probably didn’t reflect actual practices in today’s real-estate finance field — such as, I don’t know, routine falsification of applicants’ financial data, or the importance of qualifying as a mortgage “lender” so you can avoid disclosure laws that apply to brokers… stuff like that.
Really, I don’t know why I keep my law school textbooks around, except for show. Even before I’d graduated I’d figured out that law school, for the most part, doesn’t teach you squat about practicing law.
But inquiring minds want to know — with two holes in the book, did he shoot once with the AK and once with the AR? Or just twice with a single weapon? And if so, which one?
Geez, reporters these days just can’t be bothered with the details.
Well, clearly he used an automatic double barrel assault rifle set on full auto. Probably had a few loaded assault bandoleers and a tactical assault puppy with him too.