I bet this was entertaining

On Friday, Saturday and Sunday, the insipid Not In Our Name sponsored “Bush Crimes Commision” heard testimony from the usual suspects of the ‘I Hate Bush’ crowd, including, but by no means limited to: Scott Ritter (aka: The Kiddie Diddler), Ray McGovern (aka: The DNC Anti-Semite), Michael Ratner (aka: He Who Wants Gitmo-held Terrorists Treated as US Citizens) and Brigadier General Janis Karpinski (aka: She Who Refused to Control Abu Ghraib).

The charges they dream of laying upon the Bush Administration in their magic fairyland kangaroo court include: Three counts of “Wars of Agression”, Six counts of “Torture and Indefinite Detention”, Four counts of “Attacks on Global Public Health” and Two counts of “Destruction of the Global Environment”.

This session was brought together, not just to hear more theories on Bush’s evil stupidity, but also to hear from Louisiana moonbats about how the aftermath of Katrina was all Bush’s fault, which lead to an additional five counts against him in a seperate indictment.

They held their ‘Court’ at the Riverside Church in the Distric of Columbia on Friday and Saturday, but had to move it to a room at the Columbia Law School for Sunday, though not just because there was service in the church on Sunday, but because there was spittle everwhere after two days of tin-foil hatted testimony.

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