The Soundboard: Denied Edition

No, I didn’t forget about it yesterday. I just was really beat and had no motivation for a selection

Moving on….

It seems as though Mr. Heller was denied his civil rights by the new rules voted in by the Washington DC Council. Will we soon have to start calling them Heller Part One and Heller Part Two?

Also denied was Icelandic singer Bjork’s entry into China for the Olympics.

The official reason is that back in March she made some pro-Tibet remarks on during a show in Shanghai. I don’t know why this surprised them, since she is also known for going into the ladies room if she has to tinkle in the middle of a song, taking the live mic with her and singing the whole while, and wearing clothes made out of wall tapestries.

I am thinking that the true reason for her banishment is that her and the members of the Chinese government are just too much alike and the Chinese are jealous. They all have straight black hair, almond shaped eyes and speak with an accent that is difficult for most people to hear through.

But most of all, they both like giving reporters a good asskicking.

But then again, she has declared herself and Army

And shown that she doesn’t mind a little abuseSo today, a day late, RNS is going to celebrate what we and Bjork have in common: We’re both banned in China.

You go girl!

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One Response to The Soundboard: Denied Edition

  1. thebronze says:

    Based on Bjork’s strange video’s, I’d say she might have some mental problems.

    I’d hit it, though. Crazy chicks are usually pretty good lay’s.

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