You’ll be dead.
At least that is what you believe if you’ve fallen for the Mayan Calendar mysticisms going around these days.
Personally, IF it is going to happen, I believe it will be because AlGore, having overtaken Bill Gates as the richest man on Earth because of all the dipshit greenweenies having bought “Carbon Credits” through his various companies, will blow the planet sky high in embarrassment when it is revealed that he’s been bullshitting us all for decades and the little wannabe anarchists who pose as “earth friendly and concerned” types will be storming his fortress in a volcano and demanding their money back.
Never Happen. They will just claim that the planet was saved through their herculean efforts and find something else to whine about.
Awww man, my wife just said tonight that we can’t take another all-inclusive vacation till 2013…