One of the women I work with is in the Army Reserve and she recently re-upped and got a $15000 signing bonus.
She is spending around a third of the bonus a new boobs. Now, she’s an Army brat and is currently serving so she has the tendancy to talk like, well, an Army brat, and that it what she called them when she told me what she was doing with her bonus money.
But that is not where the dilemma begins.
She’s not getting anything spectacular, she has just been looking at getting back what she had before she had her kids. She works at the desk next to mine and was looking at pictures from the doctor’s website (which was oddly not blocked). I saw nothing out of the ordinary for a woman of her build, so there won’t be a dramatic change from when she went away last week to have th surgury done.
And this is where the dilemma begins: This is her first day back.
I’m not afraid of her talking about them and I’m not afraid of her adjusting them on the job in front of me.
I’m afraid I won’t be able to resist calling her ‘Tits McGhee’.
I’ve always wanted to use that name and even though her last name isn’t McGhee, this would be the perfect time!
I doubt she’ll give a rip, but my other co-workers can be little tattle-tails.
Must Resist! Must Resist!
Any chance of a photo op?
LEGAL WARNING:
In Washington state,if you ignore them and don’t say anything, that could be called Sexual Harrassment by Omission. If you DO mention them, that, of course, would be also sexual harrassment. If you say they look good, that could be construed as making sexual advances, and if you say they don’t look any better, that could be construed as a sexually disparaging remark, again, harrassment.
In this state, you’re screwed, either way…….
You MIGHT be able to dodge this with an enigmatic smile. Good luck!
…….Mr. C.
LOL Seems such a waste of money if no one notices.
Ahh, but KeeWee, as long as the husband enjoys, the money is worth it. At least in her mind.
Maybe you can get away with “Boobs McGinty”.
You know, the last time I watched “pro” wrestling was late-night Portland Wrestling back about 1987. So I didn’t get the reference. Had to google it. Frustratingly, there seem to be no readily available pics of the real “Tits McGhee.” That just makes me curiouser….
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