The Heartless Libertarian’s wife is an member of the Military police. While on duty a week or so ago, she found a pair of cats
Mrs: “They still don’t have names. I thought about Heckler and Koch, or Mosin and Nagant…”
HL: “If you wanted to name them Heckler and Koch, they’d have to be aloof and arrogant.”
Pause
Mrs: “They’re CATS.”
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.
Btw, the settled names are Sig and Mauser.
I might have gone for Paul and Wilhelm myself.
Your suggestions are welcome in the comments.
LUNCH and DINNER ?
Some would want to call them “Target 1” and “Target 2”, but those are the kinds of names a gun-owning, dog-lover would pick for a cat.