Unlike some people in the sphere, I don’t get all worked up about people wearing Keffaiahs. I just treat them just like I do those who wear pictures of the murderer Guevara: As ignorant simps, not worthy of my time.
This, however, will be hard for me to not to want
We’re obliged to reader Dennis Price for alerting us to an absolute must-have for any fashion-conscious and street-hip insurgent – the Kalashnikov MP3 player. Yes indeed, the streets of Najaf will never be the same again once the followers of radical Shi’ite cleric Moqtada Sadr get their hands on this little beauty – aptly named the AK-MP3. Actually, it’s just a replica AK-47 magazine, but slap it in your semi-automatic rifle and you’re ready to shock and awe the US military with the sheer firepower of your playlist.
It looks more like an RPK short mag to me, but then again, I haven’t looked at it close up.
I can’t wait for this to hit the hipsters in NYC, Boston Chicago and SoCal, though with their onerous regulations, they’ll have to buy the California model. And as Murdoc said
California models limited to one song at a time
Go Jihadis! Stick that in the AK mag-well, crank up the tunes and go rockin’ down the street, high on epenephrin while looking at porn in the cellphone – they won’t hear the one that gets ’em.
Is it properly coated with cosmolene when you buy it?