With our warmer than usual temperatures over the weekend, we have our first official Global Warming Death Cult Member scream “We’re all gonna die!!1!!1” over the weather
After so many years of argument between skeptical conservatives and knowledgeable progressives over the effect that greenhouse gases emitted by human activities are having on our planet’s climate, the question has been settled….by the recent high temperatures we’ve been having.
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All we have to do is step outside, feel the hot weather firsthand, and observe the rapidly melting snow pack to decisively conclude that global warming is a sure thing.
Yes, little Andrew of the NW Progressive “Institute” has officially declared that he knows nothing of scientific theory and is willing to let his fears guide his decision making process.
It took two days and one broken temperature record for Andrew to conclude that Global Warming is real.
Never mind the months of below average temperatures, numerous record cold temperatures, a record amount of snowfall, and deaths from hypothermia at sea level in Oregon in March, the world has got a fever according to Andrew.
Personally, I think little Andy has a fever and it has cooked at least half of the two braincells he had to begin with.