Professor Booty here, with some quick reporting from my undisclosed location somewhere in Italy.
Why Italy, you may ask; because I needed to pick up some very special wine for a Thanksgiving party I’m going to.
But Professor, why not just grab some of the very good American or Australian wines?
You’ve heard of ‘Virgin Wool’? Well, this is ‘Virgin Wine’.
I have never seen a vineyard owner keep such a close eye on me after he found out who I was. Although I suppose it is understandable seeing as how I could have ruined his entire businees in a day or two.