He Likes Me!

He really likes me!

Randy, our homophobic troll is back in my mail box.

Not content to threaten me physically, he has decided that maybe a short order of blackmail is better suited to his quest.

Randy did some not-even-half-assed research and discovered some information on the previous owner of RNS. As most of you know, RNS used to be owned by Nukevet Neal. The good doctor got overwhelmed in the real world and had to back off from blogging for a while. During that time, he offered me the deed to the fortress and I gladly accepted, finding it cheaper than therapy.

Since then, the blogging bug has occasionally hit Doc and he set himself up some new digs over at Life in the Atomic Age to do some random stuff other than nuclear striking.

The Doc has always been open as to what he does and where he does it, even setting up a FAQ section at LitAA.

Randy, on the other hand, seems to think he has gathered up some sort of Top Secret info and is demanding that the old registration info be removed, or else he is going to personally call the useless Governor of Louisiana whose name escapes me at the moment and tell her that one of her state university professors runs “A Hate Blog�. He originally gave me until the 21st of this month to run screaming from his attempt at intimidation and I let him know that he could start dialing today if he wanted to in my return email.

Yeah, Randy is a drama queen.

I let the Doc know about Randy’s dementia when I gave him Randy’s IP address and I hadn’t heard a hearty laugh like that in a while. Of course, it could just be Doc’s Texas accent that I’m not used to.

But back to Randy; he has seen fit to let me off the hook and not sue me for publishing his previous email, for which I am forever grateful (can you smell the sarcasm?).

I have also informed Randy that because most homophobes are just closeted gay men that I think he is in love with me, having found some photo of me from my Porn Star Racing Team days (when I wasn’t called The Kid, if you get my drift).

So let’s see if I can set Randy off again on another one of his tirades in my email box.

Who wants his email address?

I’d put it here on the front page, but that would just lead to him having to delete a lot of spam when the bots get to it. Now, I want nothing but kind, personal and loving emails sent to Randy as he is a special kind of fella. Chuckle

Special Ed, that is.

So if you have a special message you want to send to Randy, either leave a comment here and a way for me to get your email addy or click on the ‘Email Me’ tab just below the search box for my addy and we’ll show Randy, the Rappin Retard what love is.


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3 Responses to He Likes Me!

  1. Rivrdog says:

    Warfare against the fucked-up troll is not required. You have a delete button. Use it. It certainly isn’t worth my time to go after this hosehead more than once.

  2. AnalogKid says:

    Sorry RD, I’m going to have to disagree with you there.

    Life is about how much fun you can make it and tormenting mentally-challenged lefties is some of the best fun you can have for free.

  3. Mugwug says:

    Oh goody goody…

    AK, toss the address to me when you have a moment. I have oodles of time here at work to correspond with the inexplicably dense.


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