You shouldn’t really be here today, but since you are, I’ll give you something to process through your synapses.
To start, I am thankful for the Analog Wife, who puts up with me occasionally yelling at this here 21st century version of “The Boob Tube� (and aren’t there a lot of boobs out there?) and my fascination with inanimate objects that go Vroom! and others that go BANG! and my obsession with a select few of them.
I am also thankful for my right to own said objects that go BANG!, given to me by my creator. Likewise, I am thankful for the right to be able to choose (or not to choose) exactly who that creator is and for my right to be able to write the first part of this sentence without some religious zealot reporting me to the government so that they may attempt to detach my skull from my torso.
I am extremely thankful that this country, governed by laws and not men, has millions of individuals who are willing to make their daily bread being the warriors who fight the men who try to overtake the aforementioned laws.
That’s not a complete list, but is good enough for the time I have available today.
You all have a good Thanksgiving Day and we’ll see you tomorrow.