An Offer The Kid Can’t Refuse.


Well now, it seems that The Kid has pissed someone off.

Being a Professor in Keisterology for the past couple decades, I’ve had to deal with angry people in my past as well. They’re usually boyfriends, husbands, brothers, etc. not just some random freak.

So Kid, if you feel you’ll need it, I can offer you some protection in the form of my bodyguards that keep me safe from the previously mentioned group of people.

You remember the butt-naked Ninja from a while back, she’s available and even still in the country.

Or, if subtle isn’t your preferred method, AK, I can get ahold of my kickboxing lady friend.

Let me know what you need and I’ll see who else I can round up tomorrow.

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