Why would Randians ever marry? Compromises one’s rugged individualism and all, right? Well this snarky quote actually explains Randian marriage, too. For example a favorite quote from a commenter at SFRedbook (hooker review site) is “Every time I masturbate I save $200.” One could explain marriage between Randians as a way to reduce expenses that would otherwise have been spent on strippers, hookers, or even just the costs of buying dinner and drinks for dates in the hopes of getting some.
(ducks) Yes, dear. Of course, dear. I’ll take pains to mention that’s not why I married YOU. Our love is pure and has nothing to do with economic transactions. Happy Valentine’s Day!
See panel #6:
http://the-whiteboard.com/autowb250.html
After living together for 21 years, I told the GF that her qualifying for Medicare on turning 62 and still single would cost her the health benefits from my employer. She gets a kick out of telling people we had to get married.