In the Interim: Day 2

I hope you all enjoyed meeting CDS staff yesterday. Today, I would like to show you just one of the examples of my skill in the art of Bosomolgy.

Meet Miss Alexandra. This is a photo of her during her introductory month under my care.

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After a little more than two years of schooling; a little toning here, some color there and the most necessary item of all: Training women to display their assests at the optimum level of effectiveness, until their awareness of said assests becomes first-nature to their every move.

With those items, along with the proper attitude towards learning and under the proper tutelage, you get this

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This is her leaning out the window of her dormatory to talk to some of her fellow students.

In the past, I have been told that I work miracles. My response is to tell people that it is pretty easy to perform miracles when you work with angels.

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Last Chance for Tunage

The music from Thursday and Friday is still loaded and the Bandwidth Blowout is still on.

I’ll be coming back next week with something completely unlike this week’s selections, so dig in now. As of start of business tomorrow, it’ll be el-gono.

I have multiple automotive projects to accomplish today, so I’m Audi 5000. Actually, all three of my trucks are involved. Can I call that “trucomotive”?

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The Dumbest Thing I’ve Read All Day: 09/30

Just because they have a Congressman harrassing 16 year old boys, the new enemy combatant treatment bill and Karl Rove to bitch about doesn’t mean that leftists are satisified.

They still don’t like the Republican solution to the southern border

When did Mexico become enemy territory? We haven’t had a war with them in, oh, ages. Why does this sound to me like a movie about East Germany during the Cold War? Why does the collective direction of all this keep sounding to people like a Germany of another era? When do they put the other fence up north, to keep us in? Is Hu Jintao going to be able to make a name for himself someday by making a speech in Mexico, in front of our fence, saying, ‘Mr/s. President, tear down this wall?”

What with all of the wailing and gnashing of teeth going on about their supposed loss of rights, I guess the only way left for them to play this issue is to scream that Bush is trying to keep US citizens in America instead of terrorists and criminals out.

Otherwise known as the “Open Rectum, Insert Head” meme.

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In the Interim

Hello, my name is Dr. Goodwin Brest, Professor Emeritus of Bosomology. I was formerly the Chancellor of the Occidental Tush Institue and Professor John Thomas Booty’s supervisor, but over the summer I transfered into the position of Headmaster at the Cleavage Discovery School.

Professor Booty wrote me last weekend to tell me that this year’s freshman class is one of the best he has seen and that he is waist deep in getting them positioned to outstrip their upper-classwomen. This has, however, put him out of sorts for helping out Phil and David here, and he asked that I cover for him for a couple weeks until things settle down.

Now, I understand that this position has been filled over the past couple weeks by an acquaintance of mine, the Honorable Judge Juggs. His Honor and I have met on a couple of occasions, usually under the pretense of my giving testimony on the subject of mammaral development. I am happy to take over where he left off.  

My new position at CDS has given me the opportunity to work at the leading Cleavage Development Research center in the entire world and to work with a number of the best Bosomologists in the field.

People like Professor Cassandra Winsom

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Professor Winsome specializes in turning A’s to B’s using a breakthrough method she discovered. I know that my previous sentence sounds as if we’re working backwards, but I wasn’t talking about the student’s grades.

CDS also has a wonderful fitness program lead by our Professor Yumi Tanaka.

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She may not look it, but Professor Tanaka is almost 50 years old. Her upper-body firming routine is a widely sought secret in the industry. She has been smart enough to include a number of placebo exercises and for over 25 years now, no one has been able to discover the magical combination of techniques. Myself, I believe that a goodly part of it is the power of positive mental reinforcement through meditation.

I’ll be back tomorrow with some of my own handiwork to put on display. Until then, have a good day.

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The Soundboard: Bandwidth Blowout!

It is the end of the month and I’ve got an album I really like, so here we go with more tunage from The Moving Sidewalks. I’ve still got yesterday’s track loaded in the system for those silly enough to not stop by at the proper time, plus I’ve got two more for today.

The last five tracks on the “Flash” CD are listed as “Bonus” tracks but they are actually the singles released by the band in 1968. This track is the last of those singles. While it has somewhat of a poppy feel it is one heck of a track, in this fellows opinion.

Every Night A New Surprise – The Moving Sidewalks

And just to show that an 18 year old Gibbons wasn’t just about Hendrix and “Chart Pop”, here is a taste of his skills playing the blues accompanied by some truly gorgeous Hammond B-12 organ work.

Ain’t No Good To Cry – The Moving Sidewalks

FYI: This tune wails and it isn’t even the best of the blues tracks on the album, but I’m not going to give you all the goodies here. I want you to buy this album.

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Quote of the Day: 09/29/06

If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Will Rogers

And anyone who wouldn’t is suspect.

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The Social Event of the Season

The Heartless Libertarian posts up the info for a campaign event for Representative Dave Reichert (WA-08)

Bellevue: Wed., Oct. 4, 2006, 6:00PM
Organizer: SHOOTIN FOR VICTORY! King County Republican Party
Description: Join DAVE REICHERT at SHOOTIN FOR VICTORY! The Best Darn Event of 2006! The most fun youll have with your boots on! Wades Eastside Gun Range Wed. Oct. 4th. Join a posse of fun-minded Republicans & other folks for an evening of Shootin, BBQ, & Good Times! Instructors available for beginners
Location: Wades Eastside Gun Range, 13570 Bel-Red Rd. Bellevue, WA 98005
Admission: $100.00
RSVP/Reservation: Required
Contact: KCGOP 425-990-0404 info AT kcgop.org

Why they couldn’t do it on a weekend day is beyond me, but I’m still thinking pretty hard about going. I’ve shot with Reichert before, though I doubt he remembers it. The guy isn’t a pistolero, but he knows his way around both semi-autos and revolvers. If you click the link at HL’s place, it takes you to a PDF with the rest of the info; including about how, for $250 you can get your picture taken with Reichert. If they could guarantee that the picture would be taken from either the 11 o’clock or 2 o’clock while Reichert and I are in the booths instead of the standard “handshake and smile” pose, they could probably guarantee my attendance.

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The Dumbest Thing I’ve Read All Day: 09/29

I’m withholding my judgement on the “Enemy Combatant Treatment” bill passed yesterday until I read the whole thing, but leftist sites across this here interweb are threatening to go black and leave nothing but cries about the death of America as their front pages over it.

While it may mean the death of this series of posts if they do, I would welcome them to do so.

However, two of the largest PacNW left-wing sites tied for the award:

The Northwest Progessive Institute’s blog noted the Dems who voted for the legislation as betrayers of the party:

Democrats who betrayed the party include: Carper (Del.), Johnson (S.D.), Landrieu (La.), Lautenberg (N.J.), Menendez (N.J), Pryor (Ark.), Rockefeller (W. Va.), Salazar (Co.), Stabenow (Mich.), Nelson (Fla.), Nelson (Neb.)

Yet, the single Repub to vote against the legislation was not given the same consideration:

Chafee was the only Republican to break with his party, and was joined by Vermont’s Jeffords and in voting with the Democratic caucus.

While I do read more leftist blogs than those on the right, I still don’t get the logic.

Further down my leftie link-roll, uber-PacNW left-wing blogger, Goldy of RonSimsAss.org declared himself a terrorist:

I am planning the violent overthrow of the United States government. There, I said it.

Decide for yourself whether I’m serious or not, or whether I’m just trying to make some rhetorical point. But it no longer matters what you think or what I think, or what a grand jury or a prosecutor or a court of law might think. All that matters now is what the President of the United States thinks.

Goldy must not have read much else but Democrat talking points on this topic. It is understandable, what with the wailing an gnashing of teeth that goes on at his place over just about any assumed injustice, but it is not excusable.

Personally, I seriously doubt that Goldy could think far enough ahead to plan the violent overthrow of his toilet, but hey, if the guy wants to wax rhetorical, I’ll let him.

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The Soundboard: The Secret Revealed

I’m happy to say that I was pleased to have stumped folks with the tunage post from Tuesday.

Senor FreddyBoomBoom used his “Google-Fu” to arrive at the correct answer last night:

The band was a late 60s Texas psychadeli-rock quartet called The Moving Sidewalks, and the guitarist in question was he of the boogie-ax, ZZTop mumble master, Billy Gibbons.

You can go here and read the Wiki file on the Sidewalks. It was during their time opening for the Jimi Hendrix Experience tour that Gibbons became one of Hendrix’s favorite guitarists.

I’ve had an original vinyl copy of both their album “Flash” and the compilation LP from Tantara records since my early high school years. After becoming frustrated at my failed attempts to transfer vinyl to digital on the cheap, I went looking to see if Tantara had gotten off their butts and started putting out CDs. Because bears DO crap in the woods, Tantara was sold to Comet Records who published the CD on their Akarma label and I swept up a pair of them off Amazon.

You can go here and grab one for yourself. I highly, highly recommend it.

The album is a mix of The Doors meets The YardBirds meets Hendrix meets The Greatful Dead and since I purchased the disk a couple months back I haven’t found one person who doesn’t like it.

But truly, the most cool bit of info about the whole thing is that Gibbons was only 17-18 years old when all of this music was recorded.

So your tunage for today will be a selection off of the original Flash album, with Gibbons putting on his best Hendrix (and it is a damn good one, if I do say so myself). Watch out for the twist in the middle.

Pluto/September 31st – The Moving Sidewalks

I really cannot recommend the purchase of this album for your personal consumption highly enough.

Let me know what you think and if y’all like it I may just do a bandwidth burnout and toss up a two-parter tomorrow.

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Quote of the Day: 09/28/06

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.

That is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

Mark Twain

I apologize for not listing where I got the quote yesterday. I got home so worn out from work that I forgot to write anything about it. I read that one and then who said it and decided to put it up because I had no other Heinlein quotes at th ready.

The quotes this week are from an email sent by my mother-in-law titled “Dog Philosophy”. Since I don’t have any of the other quotes I wanted to use postable, I decided that using some of these for the remainder of this week would suffice quite nicely.

Hope you enjoy them too.

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