I hope you all enjoyed meeting CDS staff yesterday. Today, I would like to show you just one of the examples of my skill in the art of Bosomolgy.
Meet Miss Alexandra. This is a photo of her during her introductory month under my care.
After a little more than two years of schooling; a little toning here, some color there and the most necessary item of all: Training women to display their assests at the optimum level of effectiveness, until their awareness of said assests becomes first-nature to their every move.
With those items, along with the proper attitude towards learning and under the proper tutelage, you get this
This is her leaning out the window of her dormatory to talk to some of her fellow students.
In the past, I have been told that I work miracles. My response is to tell people that it is pretty easy to perform miracles when you work with angels.