By Popular Demand

I was inundated with emails asking for more examples of high temp H2O therapy to revitalize the human body after exposure to low temperature environs. I’m not so sure what is that difficult about the concept, but I am not one to deny the people their wants.

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Former student, Miss Veronica

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I’m very excited about this

“We Democrats are just, well, confused,” Obama writes. He goes on. “Mainly, though, the Democratic Party has become the party of reaction. In reaction to a war that is ill-conceived, we appear suspicious of all military action.

“In reaction to those who proclaim the market can cure all ills, we resist efforts to use market principles to tackle pressing problems. In reaction to religious overreach, we equate tolerance with secularism, and forfeit the moral language that would help infuse our policies with a larger meaning.”

That was Barak Hussein Obama in his book.

The reason I’m so excited is that I say those things every single day.

Maybe I’ll be the next person of insignificance they’ll be talking about being the front runner for President in 2008!?!

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Knock, Knock

“Who’s there?”

“Just your friendly blue-helmet.”

“Just your friendly blue-helmet, who?”

“Just your friendly blue-helmet wearing guy coming to collect your firearms, world citizen.”

BANG! BANG-BANG! BANG-BANG!

“Didn’t they tell you UN cocksuckers that I don’t give at the office either?”

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In related news, here are some lawyers who could use the same treatment.

In a case that could shape firearms laws nationwide, attorneys for the District of Columbia argued Thursday that the Second Amendment right to bear arms applies only to militias, not individuals.

The city defended as constitutional its long-standing ban on handguns, a law that some gun opponents have advocated elsewhere. Civil liberties groups and pro-gun organizations say the ban in unconstitutional.

At issue in the case before a federal appeals court is whether the Second Amendment right to “keep and bear arms” applies to all people or only to “a well regulated militia.” The Bush administration has endorsed individual gun-ownership rights but the Supreme Court has never settled the issue.

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Why does she have to be my Senator?

Really, why?

In 2005, Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert, R-Ill., instructed federal officials to refer to it as the “Capitol Christmas Tree,” after having been called the “Capitol Holiday Tree” since the 1990s.

But at last night’s lighting ceremony for the 65-foot Pacific Silver Fir, the Democrat senator from the tree’s home state of Washington never used the word “Christmas” in her speech to the assembled crowd, opting instead for the term “holiday tree” twice.
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Murray was immediately followed by a performance by the National Presbyterian School Chorus, which sang “O Christmas Tree.”

Oh yeah. I remember why now. We’re infested with these

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Found at DANEgerus

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Dare to be Stupid: 12/08/06

Excuse me?

Is it January already? Because if it is, I’m gonna be really pissed that I missed Christmas.

Jabbering John Amato on the passage of the Combating Autism Act passing in the Republican controlled House of Representatives

Isn’t it nice that the Democrats took back Congress?

No, it’s not. It’s not even related to this discussion, jackass.

While I feel sorry for the people who suffer from autism, as well as their families, and think that the doctors and scientists who are dedicated to searching for way to reduce it’s severity are wonderful people, this is not the government’s job.

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Sneak Attack! Sneak Attack!

Those bastards bombed people getting ready for church.

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And don’t let no modern-day history revisionist tell you any different without him walking away bleeding.

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The Soundboard: Get Your Christmas On

And now, with Christmas less than three weeks away, it is time (actually, past time) for the traditional RNS exposition of Christmas/Winter Solstice bagpipe tunage.

Now don’t get on me about including “Winter Solstice” in the above. Odervise we’ll just end up in a discussion of how some long-dead Pope compromised with the pagans to convert them, and no one here wants that.

That, and the origins of some of this tunage is older than you could ever know and is sung in a language much older than the bastardized one you’re reading this in.

So won’t you enjoy.

The MacAllans – Once in Royal King David’s City/Frost on the Holly Bush/The Elf in the Jar

Since I’m overdue with this, Soundboard postings will be more frequent than usual so I can get more out before the day.

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All good news is suspect

California Senator Babs Boxer (D-Dipshit) is set to take over the Senate’s Evironment Committee, and she promised in this AP interview that it will be her way or the highway.

Actually, strike that. She doesn’t like highways.

Sen. Barbara Boxer of California, who will lead the Environment and Public Works Committee beginning in January, acknowledged Tuesday she may fall short of her goal: imposing the nation’s first mandatory limits on industrial emissions of carbon dioxide and other heat-trapping gases.

“I have no line in the sand,” she said in an interview with The Associated Press. “Even a little step will look like a big step.”

At least it will to all the little people she believes she governs.

In the interview, Boxer also promised to end Bush administration rollbacks on environmental rules if they are not supported by science.

Guess who will be the one delgating which brand of science gets listened to?

“Any kind of weakening of environmental laws or secrecy or changes in the dead of night – it’s over,” Boxer said. “We’re going to for once, finally, make this committee an environment committee, not an anti-environment committee. … This is a sea change that is coming to this committee.”

You know, those changes that kept the US Marine’s rifle ranges open when the eco-socialists tried to shut them down to save an “endangered” sand mite. Boxer wants to focus on important stuff like that, because there is no time to waste. Never mind that under the Bush Administration and the Republican held Congress, the air has gotten cleaner, faster than it did under Clinton.

Sorry, those are facts and she’ll have none of those. Time to cue the fearmongering

“This is a potential crisis of a magnitude we’ve never seen,” she said Tuesday, explaining that her goal is to impose mandatory caps on carbon dioxide, a step vehemently opposed by Bush’s top environmental advisers.

Because said emisions from humans and human activity is nominal at best. Though it makes for good fundraising and a possile attempt to crack down on thos insidious capitalists.

Nonetheless, she promised to hear from all sides before trying to move a bill to Senate passage. “I very much want the environment to go back to being a nonpartisan issue,” she said.

I’m sure she would. Boxer would rather that she didn’t have anyone to argue that the science she is basing all of her fearmongering on is bunk and that the folks who are non-believers in the eco-socialist death cult religion would just shut up and die so that she could get on with her governing.

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Mark this day on your calender

Oliver Willis (Occupation: Toole) and I agree on something.

I posted my opinion of the NYC ban on Trans-Fats yesterday. O-Dub did the same

New York City is overstepping their bounds by getting into what kind of ingredients businesses can use in their food. It’s one thing to supervise the cleanliness of a restaurant. It’s a whole other to go to this level

If you want comendy on this day-before-Friday, head on over to his place and watch him have to defend his point to his usually sycophantic commenters.

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$20 says he votes Democrat

The Market at Work

For nearly 20 years — ever since Pete Costello was 8 — his mother has collected disability benefits on his behalf. In meetings with Social Security officials and psychologists, he appeared mentally retarded and unable to communicate. His mother insisted he couldn’t read or write, shower, take care of himself or drive a car.

But now prosecutors say it was all a huge fraud, and they have video of Costello contesting a traffic ticket to prove it.

When you give something away, like taxpayer dollars, more people will want it. Just like free healthcare, free food, and free transportation.

I know I’m preaching to the choir here, but I’ll keep saying this until it finally sinks into the heads of those who would hand the government more control.

Yeah, I know, I’ll be talking until I’m blue in the face (or in the blogging sense, red in the fingers).

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