Author Archives: Professor Booty

Hello all, Professor Booty is in the building! I really don’t have anything prepared for today as I was hoping I could talk the good Dr. Brest into doing this for one more week for me. Unfortunatley for me, was … Continue reading →

Continuing on from yesterday’s memoirs of my time teaching at the Nippon Breat Technology Center, I figured I show off one of my students there who was doing television while in her senior year. Miss Yumishi was a very well … Continue reading →

This is quite unexpected. I got an email from John Thomas Booty yesterday asking for just one more week of help. Not that I owe him a favor, but I agreed, though unfortunately, I didn’t have anything prepared. I suspect … Continue reading →

Hello again. Today I’ll be providing an introduction into Bosomology. But first, Reader Mail! I’ve never had reader mail before, so we’ll get this done first. A gentleman stopped by yesterday and asked about prospective student advocacy. My reply is that … Continue reading →

Hello, Dr. Brest here again, filling in for John Thomas Booty while he gets his asses in gear for the year. Last week I introduced some of the staff at the Cleavage Discovery School and also showed you all some … Continue reading →

Hello, my name is Dr. Goodwin Brest, Professor Emeritus of Bosomology. I was formerly the Chancellor of the Occidental Tush Institue and Professor John Thomas Booty’s supervisor, but over the summer I transfered into the position of Headmaster at the Cleavage … Continue reading →

Even with the Kid’s, oops, I mean “Phil’s”, overzealousness for clearing out the machine that runs this place and thereby confusing numerous people as to our whereabouts last weekend, I did manage to get a decent number or replies as … Continue reading →

Today’s choice shall be much more difficult than the one I presented yesterday. Both of these potential students are well referenced and amply suited for the coursework as you shall see. Miss Amy just needs to learn to smile a bit, … Continue reading →

It is the first wekend in September and I am getting ready for the upcoming school year, starting in a couple weeks. I have only two spots left to fill for this year’s class, but four applicants. If I may … Continue reading →