Hello, Dr. Brest here again, filling in for John Thomas Booty while he gets his asses in gear for the year.
Last week I introduced some of the staff at the Cleavage Discovery School and also showed you all some results of my instructional prowess.
This week, I’d like to show you around campus and introduce our star athelete.
At CDS, we have a very “proud” attitude towards our achievements and one of the most important rules for our students to learn is that they should not be ashamed or shy about their bodies. We encourage the students to display them at every opportunity, while on campus.
It is school policy that they be topless during instruction hours, including breaks between classes. This makes everyone “equal” so to speak, while maybe not in size, but that is what we’re all working towards.
Here is new student, Miss Isabel, having forgotten this rule, being reminded during breakfast in the cafeteria.
Also at CDS, we have a number of athletic programs. Our school hosts not only the usual Vollyball and Cross-Country Cycling that Professor Booty has show you at the Occidental Tush Institute, but also an award-winning swim team.
Miss Chloe here is our top swimmer. As you can probably tell, her best match is the 100-Meter Breaststroke
Like any proud athelete, when Miss Chloe wins, which she always does, she has a victory dance. It is something to behold.
I’ll be back tomorrow with more about the Cleavage Discovery Institute and possibly an introduction into the science that is Bosomology.
Have a good day.
I was wondering if one can advocate on the behalf on prospective students.