Author Archives: Professor Booty

Still a bit under the weather. I’m pretty sure that my month on the island has contributed to my lack of immunity. However, my loss is your gain! Not ‘motivational’ per se, but life rules. To follow up on a note … Continue reading →

I was going through the past couple weeks of post by The Kid and Mr. David and I found this one featuring those silly ‘Motivational Pictures’. I went into the comments and found the one by Mr. “FreddyBoomBoom” that goes … Continue reading →

The second day of the conference was much more casual than the previous day. Others in my profession of educating future models were able to relax and compare new techniques, what works and what doesn’t, and just have a wonderfully good time in … Continue reading →

I never should have left my cozy retreat. I really shouldn’t have. Upon my arrival back at the beach house, I found that I had a very nice young lady awaiting me with a message about a conference I was supposed … Continue reading →

After getting transported by Miss Brandy from my lovely little getaway island to another, I arrived upon the place where the ’emergency’ was taking place that was interrupting my quite summer. The Occidental Tush Institute fields a rather top notch set … Continue reading →

That was the question that arrived at my villa door on Thursday. It appears that my being here on my lovely little getaway island has reached the populaces on other lovely little getaway islands. The Kid gets a couple days off … Continue reading →

But when life becomes “A Beach”, you just need to get out on the water. Not that Miss Kendra and I needed an excuse, mind you

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard that phrase… I’d have probably spent at least half of it on drinks with Miss Lucia

While it is nowhere near time for me to leave this island, someone had be back at work tomorrow. Melody from the vestibule. Wearing out what she wore in. I told her that the wouldn’t let her wear that on … Continue reading →

I was having a silent conversation with myself earlier this week. I said to myself “Professor Booty, why don’t you just stay on this beatuiful island until the beginning of the upcoming school year?” I didn’t reply, because answering the … Continue reading →