Even with the Kid’s, oops, I mean “Phil’s”, overzealousness for clearing out the machine that runs this place and thereby confusing numerous people as to our whereabouts last weekend, I did manage to get a decent number or replies as to which students I should admit to the 2006-2007 year of the Occidental Tush Institute.
Oddly, and as has been the case in the not too recent past, I got mostly emails. I find this a bit strange what with the exceptionally simple comments system here. My guess (and I’m not pulling this out of thin air, a number of mailers have stated this), is that men are embarrassed to leave their names in the comments, as if looking at women’s backsides is something they don’t want other people to know they do.
If it is any consolation fellas, I’d consider there to be something just a bit off about you if you’re not a fan of fannies.
So don’t email me when I ask a question. Otherwise people will think I’m pulling this stuff out of MY rearend.
But on to business…
Last week I asked for your opinions on two pairs of students. I had four applicants but only two positions left open and making the decision by myself was getting hard.
Thanks to the emails, these are our the newest student body members at OTI.
Miss Luissa, from Saturday
It was a tight count, but the folks who wrote in for her said that she had the potential for full devotion to studies that Miss Martina lacked.
And from Sunday, Miss Karrie.
While this race wasn’t as close, I think what put her on top was that she knows how to purse her lips.
Thank you all for your input. These girls will be spending a very large number of hours in hard study over the next couple of years, in which I’m sure you’ll see them again.
One final bit of business to take care of before I leave today: Classes begin at OTI on Tuesday, and what with final prep and then the beginning of courses (add to that the solemn day on Monday) I will not be posting tomorrow and will be much too busy to post for the next couple weekends.
But do not despair!
“Phil” tells me that he has arranged to have The Honorable Judge Juggs come in to pull “Booty Duty” during the next two weekends here. Though, if I remember right, His Honor prefers women of the same dimensions as OTI’s Chancellor, Dr. Goodwin Brest.
But no matter, I’m sure you’ll thoroughly enjoy his addition to the grand scheme of things.
Have a good next couple weekends, and remember, Booty makes the world go round.