In the Interim: Week 2, Day 2

Hello again. Today I’ll be providing an introduction into Bosomology.

But first, Reader Mail! I’ve never had reader mail before, so we’ll get this done first.

A gentleman stopped by yesterday and asked about prospective student advocacy. My reply is that we take applications from any and all women from age 18 to 25. They need to have certain qualifications including prior modelling experience and preferably a portfolio, as well as some kind of community/club activity (topless charity carwashes are a plus).

Each propsective student is required to supply at least five references, none of whom can be related to the applicant in any way, and we then call those references and ask them some rather pointed questions about the applicant that we have had scientifically tested for the questions ability to get to the truth.

If the applicant is selected (only 100 new students were selected this year out of nearly 400 applicants), then they are required to present themselves to an in-person questioning session by the CDS staff. This weeds out those who would not use the powers we will give them for good. There were 59 students accepted this year out of that 400.

I hope that answers the question. If you have someone in mind who would benefit from the schooling they would receive from us at the Cleavage Discovery School, they need just email Professor Booty with their pictures and information and he will forward them onto me.

And now, to the science that is Bosomology.

A nice set of breasts go a long way towards a succesful modelling career. I’m not talking about the skinny little tramps that walk up and down runways, I’m speaking of the women you see every time you open up a magazine. And as is mother nature’s funny little joke, a nice set of breasts only come naturally in very rare occasions, which is where I come in.

another one of nature’s little jokes is that a person’s opinion about a nice pair of breasts is subjective upon the viewer and not the owner. Factors include size, shape and decoration. But there are some universal qualities upon which everyone can agree.

While most preferences go to the extremes, either large or small, a happy medium pleases most everyone. Which is why we look to increase A’s to B’s, but never attempt to increase DD’s to DDD’s.

I could, quite literally, write all day and night about the different qualities of various mammaries, and most folks here would very likely enjoy that. However, I have places to go and cleavage to see, so I will leave you with some examples of our previous graduates in each category, some of whom I’m sure you will recognize.

For “Small”: Miss Elisa – 34B

For “Medium”: Miss Erica – 38D

For “Large”: Miss Veronica – 48DD

No need to thank me for helping these women become what they are today. I was my pleasure.