Author Archives: Professor Booty

Not my fault

Sorry about the lack of posting yesterday, everyone. I got caught up in a Bermuda Triangle of sorts. Let me explain. After waking up late from my turkey slumber to teach a class (my TA was mysteriously absent the day … Continue reading

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Motion Machine

I did a little research last night and I can comfortably tell you all that, yes, the gPod works in America. Miss Elisa, my lovey test subject, fell right out of the chair and didn’t really feel like getting up afterwards. … Continue reading

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The Bass-Board

Well, I see that Phil has been dipping his toes into my subject matter while I was off teaching this week. I, of course, am speaking of his muscial additions for the gPod on Thursday. I should have known that word … Continue reading

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For your consideration

I just thought I’d post the runner-up model for the Veteran’s Day post photo It was a very hard decision. Trust me.

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Because, you know

If anyone has earned their booty, it’s these guys.

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Going Places: Part 2

Yesterday I showed you some of the photographs I took during my trip customary trip to Japan during the Halloween holiday. While most of them were examples of the more common costumes, today I’d like to show you some of … Continue reading

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Going Places

Seeing things. Hello everyone. I recently got back from my usual stops during the Halloween season and am pretty sure you might like to know what I saw there. For those who don’t know, I take a break from the … Continue reading

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Round and Round: Part 2

For the sole reason that they objected, on Friday afternoon I promoted another student into the Honors Program. That’ll teach them to piss off the Prof!

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Round and Round

I had the opportunity during the first week of classes to bump a student into the Honors program. Some of the other instructors at the Occidental Tush Institute disagreed, saying that I was getting too easy on the students. I countered … Continue reading

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Making it two days in a row

Though, once again, I am short on time. I have been getting my TA’s for this year up to speed these past couple weeks, and while my senior and junior year TA’s have a good grasp ont he job, my sophomore year TA … Continue reading

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