Monthly Archives: May 2010

So that’s why Octopii are so smart!

One boy’s answer, when asked what animal he wished to be, provided the funniest response, Linkletter once told an interviewer. An octopus, the boy said, so that he could grab the many bullies in his school and hit them with … Continue reading

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Breakin’ the Law

And living to tell the tale An 80-year-old Chicago man shot and killed an armed man who broke into his two-story house in a pre-dawn home invasion Wednesday on the city’s West Side. At about 5:20 a.m., the homeowner and … Continue reading

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Whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on

Maybe. Odds are 1-in-3 that a huge quake will hit Northwest in the next 50 years New analyses by Oregon State University marine geologist Chris Goldfinger and his colleagues have provided fresh insights into the Northwest’s turbulent seismic history – … Continue reading

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Cthulhuoid Sex Toy

This being Phil’s site, far be it from me to dub this thing the Official RNS Sex Toy… but it does have a soft green glow. Really! Poured in beautiful pearlescent shades of pink and blue, turn out the lights … Continue reading

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I’m not saying that being a thug who uses his wealth to threaten or file pervasive censorious harassment suits is as bad as being a thug with an established history of violence against women. But it’s in the ballpark. And … Continue reading

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Such a simple idea

That it won’t even cross the minds of the overthinkers in the Obama Administration. Last Friday night, co-worker Paul was visiting me at my office and we were discussing the issue. I laid out this scenario. You should read what … Continue reading

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The Revenge of Security Theater

Don’t be mouthing off to the TSA dweebies. You WILL respect their authority! Airline passengers who get frustrated and kick a wall, throw a suitcase or make a pithy comment to a screener could find themselves in a little-known Homeland … Continue reading

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DIY Predator Drone

Awesome ain’t the word. Check your local laws, of course.

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What Gun for Steamy Shower?

I’m actually serious. From time to time I’ll hop in the shower or take a long soak in the tub and a firearm will be nearby. (Not in the shower, but rather in a cubbyhole, or on a shelf, where … Continue reading

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HOLY [email protected]#&!, We need to start a foundation or something

Think of the CHILDREN!!!

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