Just to show I don’t discriminate (I’m with Han, I think all religions are hokey) , a joke:
Ezra Epstein ran a very successful business making nails. When he retired, he handed the reins of company over to his Son-in-Law, Hershal, and retired from New York to Florida. While in Florida, he made sure to get his daily copy of The New York Times, and one day, he sees a full page ad showing Jesus Christ hanging on the Cross with the tagline, “They Used Epstein Nails.”
Well, Ezra was incensed and called Hershal up straight away! “Boy,” he said, “you can’t run an ad like that, change it right away!” “Sure thing, I’ll get it fixed, don’t you worry.”, Hershal replied.
The next week, Ezra opened the paper to see another full page ad, this one showing Jesus laying on the ground in a heap in front of the Cross with 3 Roman soldiers looking worried, and the tagline read, “They didn’t use Epstein Nails.”