From a Co-worker (who heard it from a friend):
When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. Then you sell the lemonade for a profit and use that profit to buy an assault rifle. Then you are ready if life makes the same mistake twice.
I LOL’d
Definitely QOTD – worthy!
Note to self…buy lemons.
My co-worker is too polite by far, because I’d have changed that last bit to, “…then you’ll be ready if life tries that shit again.”