Monthly Archives: May 2005

Boomershoot News

Posted on May 10, 2005 by Professor Booty

For the RNS readers who are in the Seattle/Tacoma/Olympia/Everett area, NBC affiliate KING 5 will be airing footage and interviews taken by their producer/reporter Kim Griffis and photojournalist/editor Mark Morache on the primetime show, Evening Magazine tomorrow night at 1900. … Continue reading →

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Nailed another one

Posted on May 10, 2005 by Professor Booty

No, not a terrorist. Unless you’re a school administrator. Rock Hill student charged after bringing nails to school May 7, 2005 – An 11-year-old boy was arrested this week for carrying ten nails in his pocket at a Rock Hill … Continue reading →

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This Stinks to High Heaven

Posted on May 10, 2005 by Professor Booty

Sometimes you need to wonder about the Euros sense of priority. Stealth Tax Heaped on Horse Manure The horse industry is about to be hit by a new stealth tax – on manure, a business pressure group warned today. New … Continue reading →

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Another Disappointment

Posted on May 10, 2005 by Professor Booty

You’ll have to excuse me, I’m still getting caught up on reading my blogroll so I apologize if I’m late with this one. It seems as though Fidel is going to get another bunch of admirers down to the country … Continue reading →

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All She Wanted

Posted on May 9, 2005 by Professor Booty

The Mother of All Things Analog has been doing very well in keeping with her diet and exercise program for the past few months, but when she saw this at the store, she knew what she wanted for Mother’s Day. … Continue reading →

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The WaPo did what!?!

Posted on May 9, 2005 by Professor Booty

They actually published this Letter to the Editor Saturday, May 7, 2005; Page A15 On reading your May 1 editorial “The Shoot-First State,” I am struck with a sense of deja vu. It seems to me that The Post ran … Continue reading →

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Effective Use of Memory

Posted on May 9, 2005 by Professor Booty

Joe Huffman reposted this editorial by Jospeh P. Tartaro from after the mid-term elections of 1994 Rep. Charles Schumer (D-NY), Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) and Sen. John Chafee (R-RI) made their big anti-gun push after Terry and Florio lost. They … Continue reading →

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Danger Three Hours South

Posted on May 9, 2005 by Professor Booty

In the Mecca of eminent stupidity within a morning’s driving distance from me, the City of Portland, OR has pulled themselves out of the FBI Joint Terrorism Task Force. Mayor Tom Potter is acting like a schoolyard bitch-boy because he, … Continue reading →

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Happy Mother’s Day

Posted on May 8, 2005 by Professor Booty

What with today being Mother’s Day and all, I’d like to link to this list of ‘Momisms’ via Wendy’s Wacky World. Nearly all of them are true and those that are not exactly true have their origins based deeply in … Continue reading →

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You make the call: The hunt for a secretary

Posted on May 8, 2005 by Professor Booty

As we continue in the search for my next secretary, I would just like to inform you all that, judging from the emails I received yesterday in response from my call for help, Stephanie is currently in the lead. I … Continue reading →

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