Monthly Archives: April 2005

Oooh-Rah!

Posted on April 21, 2005 by Professor Booty

You have to love this move, President Bush intends to name Marine Gen. Peter Pace the next chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, officials said yesterday, replacing Air Force Gen. Richard B. Myers, whose term ends this autumn. If … Continue reading →

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Testicular Fortitude by the Truckload

Posted on April 21, 2005 by Professor Booty

From the Bablu Blog: HAVANA, Cuba – April 18 (Roberto Santana / www.cubanet.org) – Thirty-four dissidents asked for Fidel Castro’s resignation in an April 12 letter handed in to the offices of the Council of State, over which Castro presides. … Continue reading →

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Count ANY Vote: Part Dvadtsat Pyat

Posted on April 20, 2005 by Professor Booty

Now that things have settled down here at Casa de Analog, let me fill you in on the new happenings in the selection of our latest Governor. When we last left the situation, the court case was still on hold … Continue reading →

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Those Silly Liberals

Posted on April 20, 2005 by Professor Booty

With the state under Democrat control, the liberals are feeling encouraged to make up some truly stupid legal items and making me feel in the mood to tear their ideas a new asshole. For instance, homeless advocates are pushing the … Continue reading →

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What Short Memories They Have

Posted on April 20, 2005 by Professor Booty

Oliver Willis: Occupation Tool uses his unending intellect to infer that because Time Magazine put Ann Coulter on the cover, the media actually leans to the right, saying “Can we just take the ‘liberal media’ meme outside behind the barn … Continue reading →

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Its All About Tolerance

Posted on April 20, 2005 by Professor Booty

As we all learned yesterday from Michelle Malkin’s blog, the folks over at the Klueless Kos Klan are absolutely positive that the new Pontiff, Benedict XVI, is a Nazi. While I am not going to excuse him joining a horrible … Continue reading →

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Guess which finger

Posted on April 19, 2005 by Professor Booty

Last week the shareholders of Caterpillar gave Rachel Corrie’s parents and their anti-Israel brethren the New Jersey State Bird and stood firm behind their company. In celebration, I think they should contract someone to make 1000 of these bikes. Kewl … Continue reading →

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Watch the slight of hand

Posted on April 19, 2005 by Professor Booty

With the hullabaloo over the Republican staffer who wrote the Schiavo memo saying that the Republicans should use the case for their political advantage, Howard Dean must feel pretty cocky to think he can use it to his without reprocussions. … Continue reading →

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Will they fulfill their oaths?

Posted on April 19, 2005 by Professor Booty

With the Israel-hating portion of the left wing demanding that people, corporations, and especially Universities, divest themselves of everything Israel, Douglas Davis writing in The Spectator gives the Professors who would support this a little more info than they would … Continue reading →

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Name Calling

Posted on April 19, 2005 by Professor Booty

I’m glad that the leaders of the left wing feel comfortable in letting their true colors show. Senator Schumer yesterday labeled the head of the conservative Christian Family Research Council “un-American” for accusing Democrats of using the filibuster to block … Continue reading →

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