Grand Experiments

Or maybe we should call them “Billion Experiments”.

It seems that there are a number of psuedo government agencies that are *gasp* losing millions and billions of tax dollars and are in need of the object which has become the favorite whipping boy to the anti-Corpratists.

That’s right, Corporate Welfare

United States Postal Service (USPS)

The USPS is a monopoly more interested in job protection than efficiency or innovation. Labor costs consume 80% of USPS revenue, while UPS and FedEx spend only 56% and 42% of their revenue on labor, respectively. Reform would allow competition for mailbox and first-class mail service.

Amtrak

Passenger railroads are a failure in America, and the Amtrak monopoly is the reason. Feather-bedding union rules and money-losing routes to nowhere are the hallmarks of this national embarrassment, which burns through more than $1 billion a year from federal taxpayers. Amtrak should be completely privatized and opened to competition.

Corporation for Public Broadcasting (NPR/PBS)

Big Bird is on welfare, to the tune of about $347 million a year. While taxpayers foot the bills, Sesame Street’s owners make millions from licensing toys and videos. With massive budget deficits and plenty of new channels on cable and satellite radio, it’s time for Big Bird and his buddies to get off the dole.

Headmistress SondraK has the whole list at her place, which she found here.

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For thee, but not for me

If ever you needed and example of an “Elitist”, you would gather no better example than Professor Dan Carlson of the Evans School at the University of Washington.

After spending a portion of this article talking about how people should live closer to where they work because “It’s more efficient and it builds community in richer ways” we find that Professor Carlson, who works at the University of Washington, lives on Vashon Island.

The Puget Sound locals all probably just chuckled. For those of you outside the Seattle Metro area, you can use any internet based map program to search for “Vashon Island” and the “University of Washington”. Lets just say that the man has to take a boat to get to and fro (if I could figure out how to make google maps work like I want it to, I’d have just hooked you up, but I can’t).

He’s not exactly “building a sense of community” with his lifestyle, in my opinion.

Local blog Sound Politics has all the information about this member of city planning royalty, including a link to his web page, where they guy has links to his studies on “Transportation Management”.

Funny subject, in my opinion, especially considering this guys commute.

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Scary

I’m hoping I’m not the only one who hasn’t yet been to the movies yet this summer. You see, the wife is a movie-going-maniac. She would probably be happy with little else for her birthday than a years worth of movie passes, though I haven’t tried that one yet.

Her and some the ladies from her work will get together on their days off and go see a matinee and have lunch, which ususally gets the heat taken off of me to go with her. I just don’t see the fun in sitting in a dark room with a few dozen strangers when I can wait three months and watch it in the luxury of my own home (with the pause button at my fingertips when I need to take a leak).

But hey, she doesn’t like going to the range or to car shows, so we’re even.

For those of you who are looking for some good scary entertainment, you don’t need to go to the theater and plunk down your cash, for you have the internet, and with it, you can read something truly scary, like Kos diarist “bigjack x3” and his idea of “Untopia”.

In my utopia, less than ten percent of the people still cling to any deist religion.  They are tolerated, but no idea that could be said to derive from their religions is ever made public policy.

There are no private schools in my utopia.  People are free to home school their children. They can hire tutors.  They can give their chidren a list of books, and send them to the library.  But no private schools.  Private schools make people feel bad when they see them, and cannot go in.  Separate and not equal.

In my utopia, there is a salary cap of one million dollars per year.  And a net worth cap of ten million.  So, the wealth is spread out a lot more.  Workers work harder, because they know there is no CEO getting ten million per year, and building net worth to the sky.

Everyone lives in a modest apartment.  No big houses in suburbs with big lawns to mow on riding mowers.

Everyone drives a Subaru station wagon.  Those who must use trucks in their work, such as construction workers with special tools, those people obviously must use their trucks at work.  But aside from legitimate commercal use, all vehicles will be Subaru wagons.  The Subaru has the four cylinder horizontally opposed engine, one of the biggest selling styles of engine in US history.  This is the same style engine as the VW bug.  But the Subaru is water cooled, so you have an effective heater.

So many thing (sic) will be better, in my utopia.  For example, Black Americans can have a Black Americans association.  I know, they already have that, the NAACP.  However, in my utopia, their association would have some clout.  It would be expected that any association that refused the proposals of the Black Americans’ association could expect a boycott, and maybe picketing, by the Black people.

Above all, in my utopia, the most important message taught to all, is that no one is evil, no behavior is evil.  We will ponder what we will and will not tolerate or advocate based on pragmatic considerations.  In other words, if certain behavior will let things work out okay, then we go along with that behavior.

Everyone is required to get very much into photography and drawing and painting.  I know, ‘required’ sounds stupid and unreasonable.  But I think that there should be some privilege that would be withheld from each citizen until that citizen goes through a very demanding art class.  Demanding in the sense of many hours of drawing and painting required, and many photos of different objects.  I say this because there is something about art that is therapeutic and liberating.  I think anyone who gives it an honest try will agree.

As I said, art and science rule, in my utopia.  Because life has no purpose, but it feels rich and full and fun with art.  And we cannot understand ourselves, and manage anger, and savor art, without science.

In my utopia, science and art rule.  The economy is there to serve the people, according to what we learn from science and art.

Needless to say, M. Night Shyamalan has nothing on this jackass.

Hit the link, there are plenty more scary thoughts where these ones came from.

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That explains it!

I knew that there had to be a reason why I have so many whack-jobs running around my former home town of Seattle in particular and the Pacific Northwest in general

Washington, Oregon at the Bottom of Mental Health Spending

Washington and Oregon are at the bottom of the list for mental health spending, and King County get the lowest state payment for every mental health patient treated.

We’ve got people here who only like representative democracy when their side is winning, and even then, if they can’t have their way in everything, they call out their goon-squads to harrass Citizen Initiative petition signature gatherers or to decry the flow of cash to candidates they don’t like.

I told I was surrounded by crazy people.

FYI: There is no mention of Berkeley or San Francisco in the article. It is my belief that they spend quite a good deal of money locking up and treating the mentally ill in their cities, only they turn free-marketeers into regulation-loving statists with the dough.

We haven’t gotten quite that bad up here just yet.

And don’t worry, I don’t do anything “For My Own Good”, so if they offer me the pills, I’m slipping them under my tongue until I can safely spit them out without having to undergo the electroshock.

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They’re not the Enemy: Part 1

They just want the other side to be successful. 

How nice for the worshippers of Mother Gaia to help the terrorists out!

Greenpeace publishes nuclear waste train timetable for UK

Environmental campaigners yesterday revealed detailed timetables for the trains that carry nuclear waste across Britain, triggering alarm that terrorists could exploit the information.

The report, from Greenpeace, includes details of more than 1,000 nuclear transports through the UK every year, including journeys through the centre of Edinburgh and other Scottish population centres.

The organisation’s actions follow an undercover sting by a tabloid newspaper, which exposed how easy it was to plant a fake bomb on a train in London carrying nuclear waste. The company involved and the Office for Civil Nuclear Security has ordered an urgent inquiry into the incident.

And, of course, if this information DOES get used, the watermelons will just shout “Well, we shouldn’t even be making this stuff in the first place, let alone transporting it through major urban centers”.

After which time, each and every one of them should be drawn and quarterd in public.

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They’re not the Enemy: Part 2

The Residents of the Kos Kidz Funny Farm and Petting Zoo just want us (and Israel) to lose.

But, of course, we knew that already. I’m just here with more proof.

First up, “ingmarz” is helping the Hezbollan television station spread the rumor that the Israeli soldiers that are being held hostage by the Iranian paramilitary group stationed in Lebanon were captured, not during a raid into Israel, but from an Israeli commando raid into Lebanon.

Did Hezbollah Capture the IDF Soldiers in Israel, or in Lebanon?

There appears to be some serious ambiguity about where, exactly the Hezbollah capture of the two IDF soldiers took place.Some sources are saying that the hostage-taking actually took place inside Lebanon, near the village of Aytash Chaab.

Sadly for “ingmarz” there really isn’t any ambiguity he is just wanting to spread pro-Hezbollah news from these conspiracy nutz who got the story from Al-Manar.

Next, and even more disgusting, “elishastpehens” has come to the conclusion that our selling precision-guided munitions to Israel makes the USA a “Legitimate Military Target”

So now we’ve got the U.S. as the team manager, riding up next to the leader in the breakway and passing food and fuel out the window. Unfortunately that’s not Power Bars and Gatorade it’s handing out, it’s instruments of death.

Yes elishsa, we like to help like-minded nations kill terrorists now so that we don’t have to in the future. It is not as if we haven’t been targeted by this particular band of creeps previously.

While there were some sane Kidz who stopped by this ‘diary’ to debate what elisha had to say, she stood fast.

Scorpius at KisP asks if statements such as the one made by elsiha could finally be considered treasonous.

Make no mistake of it Kisper’s, the “people” he is advocating being killed are you, your neighbors, and your coworkers; civilians all.

And, it is not just the HA-I war that is a factor now; since Hezb’ is a wholly-owned subsidary of Iran, and Iran is in a state of war with us and Israel and funding militants to kill our soldiers in Iraq, Eli is advocating open war against his home country: The United States.

Can we call it Treason now?

I don’t know about ‘Treason’ per se, but I would easily put this in the ‘Sedition” category.

On a side note: I am fully sick and tired of the use of the phrase “Disproportionate Response” by the media and the left-wing bloggers. If they fully expect a country with a fully functional Air Force and armored brigades to hold them back and just randomly launch missiles into the enemy’s area, as Hezbollah has done, then they must stop calling themselves “The Reality Based Community”, for that is not how war in the real world works.

In the real world, you unleash everything you have on your enemy to either kill them or demoralize them to the extent that they’ll gve up. “Proportionate Responses” make wars last a very long time, and I was under the impression that they wanted this and all wars to stop.

But then again, that is only applies if we or a country we support are winning, I guess.

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Cool Gear

A week or so ago I posted that my employer had given me some ‘psuedo money’ to buy clothing with the company logo on it to go with some new, inbound security proceedures.

Since they used a third party to manufacture and distribute the stuff, my order actually showed up in a decent amount of time, in an organized manner and complete.

One of the tiems I had to pay for myself was a new pen. Folks who do a good deal of writing as part of their job can appreciate a good, solid writing utensil. Just like a reliable firearm will bring you years of shooting pleasure, a good pen will make sure that you aren’t distracted in putting what you want on paper by flimsiness or stoppage.

Which is why, for nearly the past decade, I’ve had one of these

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The Welton R563

Solid brass with nickel plating, approximately the same weight as a Snap-On 14mm 6-point deep socket, and with what they call “unique wire stich pattern barrel”.

When I first started working for thsi company, I spent a decent amount of time in the repair shop, getting to know the mechanics. If you need a truck fixed pronto, especially so that you can get another driver on the road, it is a good idea to spend some time with the guy who’ll set another repair aside and get that one out the door for you (or at least give you a realistic ETA for the repair, instead of ‘yeah, it’ll probably take a week!’).

One of the things that they all liked was my Welton, because they saw it for what it was: The best pen a mechanic could ever have.

The “wire stich pattern” is actually stainless steel braid normally used on hydaulic lines, and that is just cool feature #1. The braiding also acts as a ‘sure grip’ feature when your hands are less than clean or you’re wearing gloves, like the usual state of a mechanics hands. The other cool feature is that it uses a medium roller ball and liquid ceramic ink cartridges, so that it is not only refillable, but you can write smoothly, even across dirty paper, and the ball won’t clog and stick.

It took me five years of telling the ‘company gear aquisitions guys’ about them to get them in the catalog, but they finally did it at the first of this year. So now the shop and even some of the drivers are all sporting these pens with the company logo on them.

I win, yet again. For my original pen is the only one without the logo, and therefore cannot be ‘borrowed’.

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You Make the Call

I would ask that you take a look at this story, and 1. Tell me if you believe it or not, and then 2. Tell me what you think is going on: Invasion planning, or are they just trying see how crafty they can be?

Found at Right Thinking

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Beat the Heat 2

Some of the friends I have visiting me on this little island are long time acquaintances, whom I’ve visited with before and found it reasonable to tell them where OTi’s little hideaway is located.

Like Miss Linda

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She’s been joining me here for at least the past five summers, if not six.

It is a far cry from her home in Oklahoma, and if I didn’t know any better, I’d swear she actually lives on the island.

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The ELF Dominoes are Beginning to Fall

And that is a good thing.

Eco-saboteurs admit plot in firebombings

EUGENE — Three members of a loosely knit underground movement of eco-saboteurs pleaded guilty Thursday in federal court for their roles in a conspiracy to set fire to U.S. Forest Service offices, lumber businesses, meat processing plants and a car dealership over six years.

Kevin Tubbs, Kendall Tankersley and Darren Todd Thurston appeared separately before U.S. District Judge Ann Aiken, admitting they participated in a variety of fires as members of the Earth Liberation Front and Animal Liberation Front.

The pleas signal a significant turning point in the government’s ongoing investigation into a long stretch of coordinated firebombings by the radical groups whose members operated in independent cells, targeting government and private enterprises that they would later accuse of harming the planet and its creatures for profit.

Significant turning point is one way of putting it.

The feds kicking ass and taking names to stop these overly enthusiatic Gaia worhippers is another.

And there were more confessions on Friday (careful, this link goes to the Portland Indymedia Center).

Accused ELF arsonists Kendall Tankersley, Darren Thurston, Kevin Tubbs, Stanislas Meyerhoff, Chelsea Gerlach, and Suzanne Savoie, all entered guilty pleas on criminal conspiracy and related arson charges that occurred from 1996 through 2001 in Oregon and four other Western states. Each of the named defendants have agreed to cooperate and provide assistance to the government in the investigation and prosecution of other co-conspirators involved in arson, conspiracy and related crimes.

And as you can probably guess, the freaks and geeks at the IMC are not happy about their criminal mother earth mutual admiration society being torn asunder.

Some comments:

thought ELF’s (or at least EF’s) motto was:

“No Compromise ….”

were these people plants to begin with?

or were they not strong enough to defend Mother Earth, cracking under “Justice”‘s torture and plea bargains?

we here in Proletarian-Land are doing the best we can to fight The Genocide Regime as it rages on…

If I went back in the threads far enough, I’m sure I could find out exactly what ‘torture’ these folks are claiming they went through. Though, if my memory serves me correctly, they were calling the jail’s not acquiescing to their demands for purely vegan meals ‘torture’.

But that one isn’t even the most militant, check these two out

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No they weren’t strong enough. These people broke and there is no excuse.

Hilo

“No compromise” is dead, or dying.

A critical mass of broken activists, idealists, and would-be revolutionaries have fallen into this terrible chasm of failed solidarity, panic, and isolation, and they may drag the remaining hold outs down with them. How could it have come to this?

To the remaining; Prove Your Innocence, or beg for leniency.

The row of dominoes have begun falling and we can blame the first one to fall, each one that has fallen, and/or the government that is pushing them down, but the question remains; what are we going to do about this? What can we do?

I’ve got an answer for you, Hilo: You and yours are going to do nothing because you are cowards. Get a life.

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