Gun Show AAR

Posted on June 12, 2005 by Professor Booty

After stopping by the Analog Mom’s house to pick up Ken, the Analog Step-Dad, he, the Analog Wife and I went on down the show at the (unnamed county) Fairgrounds.

Ken was looking for a holster and magazine for the Colt 1910 Pocket 25 he’d recently picked up and a spanner for the early style Poly-Choke interchangeable choke system, I was looking to sell a pistol and divest myself of my Bushmaster stuff, including a rifle and a shorty lower. The wife, on the other hand, wasn’t looking for much except to try and see what all the hoopla was about gun shows, from myself on one side and the hoplophobes on the other.

We got sort of a mixed bag.
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The Return

Posted on June 12, 2005 by Professor Booty

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Hello everybody, Professor Booty here.

By the time you read this I will be on my way home to the Occidental Tush Institute from San Marco, FL after my minor sailing misadventure. I apologize for having to ‘phone it in’ yesterday, but this being what they were, it was my only option.

I have gotten word from the hospital in Key West that my friend is nearly fully recovered from his bout with that mysterious stomach ailment and that he will be returning home shortly to fully convalesce.

As I hinted yesterday, the First Mate I sailed home with did get us a bit lost, but we only really lost about a day and a half and it was partially my fault. You see, we had gotten a fair bit of weather and some decent winds and we got to talking about my forte, “Booty Theory� and she got a tad distracted as I was examining her. During that time we kind of got mixed up and turned around in the series of islands near Ponce de Leon Bay.
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Shop Til I Drop

Posted on June 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

Well folks, I’m off to a local gun show to try and sell/trade my Bushmaster today so, when your’re done reading through RNS, take a slide on over to Eric’s Grumbles Before the Grave for the latest edition of the Carnival of Cordite.

I even remembered to submit an entry this time.

See you all tomorrow. Wish me luck!

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Not Really Humility

Posted on June 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

The leader of the Kluless Kos Klan was sent a joke by a media consultant that he knows that I think you may find funny.

I know I did.

It’s funny because it is true, even if they won’t aknowledge it.

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Come Sail Away

Posted on June 11, 2005 by Professor Booty

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Professor Booty: Dateline June 8th

Hello, everyone. I had to email today’s entry to the Kid as I’m somewhat indisposed at the moment.

You see, I took up a friend’s offer to go sailing earlier this week and I’m still trying to get back to the good old US of A.

My friend asked if I wanted to sail with him to Key West and I had to say yes. You just don’t turn down offers like that, you see.

Well, my friend concocted some odd stomach illness on the way down and when I last saw him he was being wheeled into the Lower Keys Medical Center and yelling incoherantly about getting his boat back to San Marco.

Luckily, he has a sturdy First Mate in his employ and she and I will be leaving Key West post haste to make way to San Marco.
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Greedy little pukes!

Posted on June 10, 2005 by Professor Booty

When the Washington State Democrats requested the hand recount that went on to get their candidate the win in the Governor’s race, they had to pay $730K to the state as a deposit. After they won the recount, they requested their money back, but were denied when the Republicans filed their court case, and the money was being held pending the outcome. Now that all that business is over with, the Dems want their money back again.

And according to the law they should get their money back, with reasonable interest.

The Secretary of State for Washington is offering them a standard 2%, which is what his office is getting while the money sits in escrow.

The Dems are demanding 12%.

“Berendt, who said the party needs the money to pay off nearly $3.5 million it spent defending against the GOP lawsuit, says he thinks an agreement can be reached without more litigation.�

So, the Washington State Dems would not be opposed to suing the state (read: TAXPAYERS) for an exorbitant amount of interest because their people in the King County Elections Office failed to make the hand recount win believable.

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It’s Too Hard to Do It Right!

Posted on June 10, 2005 by Professor Booty

Still under assault here in Washington State under Democrat duress, we’re about to get a very ugly surprise.

Since our last Governor’s election showed that it is just too damn difficult for election boards to keep the felons out of the voting ranks, the Dems are proposing to just let them vote as soon as they get out of prison.

I guess they want to reward those who put Commisar Gregiore in office while punishing the honest voters.

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Where’s the tolerance on their side?

Posted on June 10, 2005 by Professor Booty

Three weeks ago there was a minor kerfuffle here in the Seattle/Tacoma area when an anonymous whiner complained to the Washington State Department of Licensing about a vehicle plate that read “JOHN316�.

The DoL’s Official Review Board convened and finally decided that her plate was not offensive and since that is the only criteria in denying a personalized plate, she was allowed to keep it.

The anonymous whiners e-mail went as follows: “I was offended that I have to be prayed over by a license plate.� “What happened to keeping church and state separate?�

Good lord, there are some truly stupid fucking people out there. Since when does the state issuing a personalized license plate become an endorsement of religion?

But I have no doubt whatsoever that the same woman who “feltâ€? as if she was being prayed over by a freaking LICENSE PLATE would have abosolutely no complaint about this plate, that is not only very real, but is probably offensive to all but 129 of this state’s voters.

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Some people’s children!

Found at Outrageous eBay who was linked to by Michele Malkin yesterday.

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The Soundboard: Sucker for a Hook Series

Posted on June 9, 2005 by Professor Booty

Part 1

Confession 1: My name is Phil and I am an utter, total and complete sucker for a hook (some of the long time listeners to The Soundboard may have already figured this out).

It doesn’t matter if it is vocal or musical, rhythm or beat, if it is there and I hear it, I’m screwed and have to listen to it.

I don’t even have to like the song itself, let alone the artist. When I hear the hook for the first time, I have to listen to the whole song, as if waiting for the hook to reappear. If it doesn’t repeat in that initial listening, the next time I hear the song, I have to listen to it until the hook is played. Then and only then can I change the channel? Sometimes I cannot even identify the hook, but there is something in the song that is compelling enough that I must listen.

I’m not even smart enough to stay away from the stations that cause this reaction. The first preset programmed into every radio I own is this one (run by the Seattle School District and private donations with news casts and programming by students).

I’m a sorry sumbich, I know. I think I am doing this publically to try and exorcise this demon.

Which leads me to my next confession,
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General Announcements

Posted on June 8, 2005 by Professor Booty

Today is your last day to grab the King Kong Edition of The Soundboard.

Tomorrow it will be replaced with a startling confession from myself that will eventually stretch into a multiple part series.

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The Geek w/a 45 has some pretty cool merchandise out now. Go check it out.

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Earlier this week I mentioned that I was remiss in posting about and taking part in Og the Neanderpundit’s Postal Matches.

Well, that wasn’t all of it.

Last night I realized that I was also forgetting Mr. Completely’s Postal Match.

But I still won, according to my own rules anyway (check the comments section).

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Speaking of Mr. Completely, there is another one of those addictive Bowling Pin Shoots this Sunday the 12th. If anyone would like to join me in attending, you’re welcome to do so.

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