Hello everybody, Professor Booty here.
By the time you read this I will be on my way home to the Occidental Tush Institute from San Marco, FL after my minor sailing misadventure. I apologize for having to ‘phone it in’ yesterday, but this being what they were, it was my only option.
I have gotten word from the hospital in Key West that my friend is nearly fully recovered from his bout with that mysterious stomach ailment and that he will be returning home shortly to fully convalesce.
As I hinted yesterday, the First Mate I sailed home with did get us a bit lost, but we only really lost about a day and a half and it was partially my fault. You see, we had gotten a fair bit of weather and some decent winds and we got to talking about my forte, “Booty Theory� and she got a tad distracted as I was examining her. During that time we kind of got mixed up and turned around in the series of islands near Ponce de Leon Bay.
But after a kind of directional ritual, my newest First Mate got us righted again.
She has temporarily given up the life of the sea to accompany me back to the OTI for further study of my “Booty Theory”.
I hope you all have a good week. I’ll see you next Saturday. No more boats for me in the near future.