By Ourselves, For Ourselves: Part 7

The topic of this post will focus on grouping together, also known as ‘Safety in Numbers’.

But first a couple of things:

First up, in Part 5, I wrote about first aid. Since then Doc Russia (an actual doctor) wrote on the subject, specifically the make up of a good first aid kit. Here and here. Go read. An addendum has been added to that post linking to those two posts.

Next, it has been brought to my attention that the ‘By Ourselves, For Ourselves’ posts have been split up in the archives, with the first few posts being there, but not really there.

Parts 1 through 5

Part 6 and on

Now, on to our story.

Last Friday, Ravenwood’s Universe linked to this story which includes a couple of lines about neighbors banding together to stop potential marauders and looters entering their neighborhood during a random wildfire in California.

“The fast-moving blaze not only burned homes and displaced dozens of residents, but also stranded motorists on Route 62 and upset routines in the area. Some residents brandished firearms while guarding their homes.�

“Rumors flew from street to street. On one street, residents formed a militia to prevent outsiders from invading their neighborhood.�

His last line was this truism: “Remember, the government has no responsibility for your safety.�

Which is why I’m writing these.
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Thinking Properly

Sounds like my kind of guy,

A hostage held alongside Australian Douglas Wood in Iraq has hired bounty hunters to track down his former captors, promising to eliminate them one by one.

Swede Ulf Hjertstrom, who was held for several weeks with Mr Wood in Baghdad, was released by his kidnappers on May 30.

Mr Hjertstrom has since claimed he shared information with US and Iraqi troops about Mr Wood which led to the release of the 63-year-old Australian engineers two weeks ago, after 47 days in captivity.

Now, he wants to find those responsible.

“I have now put some people to work to find these bastards,” he told the Ten Network today.

“I invested about $50,000 so far and we will get them one by one.”

Like Headmistress Sondra K said “Gawddam, maybe we should set up a fund, eh?�

I’ve got $20 he can have.

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Can you say “Hollywood Moonbat Nutjob�?

I knew you could.

“And now, as we see American adventure abroad’ he (David Koepp} continues ‘in my mind it’s certainly back to it’s original meaning, which is that the Martians in our movie represent American military forces invading the Iraqis, and the futility of the occupation of a faraway land is again the subtext�

“I think the whole war [in the movie] is about water,” he says. “I figure their planet ran out. Wars tend to be fought over very elemental things: water, land, oil.”

Found at Murdoc Online

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Miraculous Turnaround?

Is ‘No Child Left Behind’ the best thing to come out of government or what?

The majority of states — 36 of them — say 80 percent to 97 percent of their high school students graduate on time, according to state figures provided to the Education Department.

Yep, must be.

Wait a sec,

Those numbers show “rampant dishonesty,” said Kati Haycock, director of The Education Trust, an advocacy organization for poor and minority students. The Trust reviewed the 2002-03 graduation rates that states had to provide this year.

A series of independent analyses shows the graduation rate across the states is closer to 70 percent, meaning almost one-third of students don’t finish on time — or at all. The nation’s governors have agreed, which puts their position at odds with their own state data.

It seems that the schools don’t know how to teach, but the administrators know enough math to fudge the numbers.

Does cheating still require expulsion? Because I can think of some people who have just earned a one way ticket off school grounds.

I love arguing the public/private/home school subject with liberals. When they accuse me of being too stupid to understand why public schools are the best thing on the planet, I just simply remind them that I am the average creation of a public school.

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Why the State Department exists

An uppity Italian judge has had 12 of our CIA agents arrested on kidnapping charges for allegedly capturing a Muslim cleric in Milan over two years ago.

Since it seems as though Powell’s boys forgot to let them know why we did it, my spidey sense is telling me that Condi or her immediate subordinate will be making a house call to Burlusconi and letting him know of the plot behind why the guy was taken into custody and that they’ll be set free.

Oh, and we won’t ever hear of it.

Of course, they’re crowing over at the Klueless Kos Klan about ‘another of Bush’s failures at foreign policy’ and how every other country on the planet hates America, yada, yada, yada.

One judge, Kos Kids, one judge. Look at what five our own judges did to us last week and remember, one judge did this.

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If Hell is Relative…

Then by the time you read this, I’ll be in the Third Circle of the Inferno.

You see, I’m off to the family reunion, as hosted by the Analog Mom. The Analog Wife is making her special homemade Guac and an oriental noodle salad.

Wish me luck. At least I’m big enough now that I don’t have to worry about any of my long, lost female relates pinching my cheeks.

As an update to yesterday’s gun parts post, the new SKS’s are now fully accessorized and a case of Yugo manufactured ammo, on stripper clips, has been ordered. Tonight, I will be doing the work necessary to install the new sight I mentioned yesterday and installing the Wolff gunsprings I mentioned here.

I screwed up when ordering a part and will have to reorder the right one. So it is now officially two weeks until the debut of my newest firearms acquisition, seeing as how I spent this weeks check on SKS ammo and will have to wait until 07/01 until I can afford to place the order for the proper part.

But have no fear, you should be suitably impressed. I know I will be.

Oh, and to the emailer who thinks that we should all be stuck using muskets since that is “What the Founding Fathers had in mind”, this ones for you.

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When you and all your cohorts give up the internet to exercise your freedom of speech instead of a single sheet printing press, I MIGHT think about giving up my modern firearms. But don’t count on it.

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With the Times

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Well now, I seem to have struck a chord with some folks who stopped by yesterday.

I guess I’m going to have to just keep on with the theme.

Post it and they will come (or something like that).

Once again, this post is very NSFWWMGAEK (Not Safe For Work, Wife, Mom, Grandma And Especially Kids)

Have a good Sunday,
Professor Booty
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More Toys For The Kid

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I got a shipment in!

Actually, I got 4 shipments in two days!

All gun stuff!

Some ammo. Some parts. Some more parts. Some accessories.

Very Kewl!

I am building a surprise for you all. OK, it’s really for me, but I’ll share it here and let anyone who wants to shoot it.

Damn! I gave part of the surprise away.

Anywhooo, I’m still at least a week out, maybe two, from completing it, but over 1/3 of the parts arrived yesterday.

This is gonna rock so hard!

One of the things I received was the new rear sight for the SKS’s that I ordered from Tech Sights.

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I’ll be installing it over the weekend and testing it out next week and issuing a range report on it.

It looks promising though.

BTW, do you like my bling GIF up top?

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A Celebration

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Well hello there!

Seeing as how there are dozens of Gay Pride celebrations going on this weekend, I have decided to bring that theme to my weekend posts this weekend.

While us straight men have really no reason to attend the festivities, other than the fact that gay folks really know how to throw a party, I figured that I would give us all something to smile over and still keep it within the bounds of my “Booty Theory” studies.

Think of it as a 2 for 1 deal from Professor Booty (if you get my drift).

Once again, this should be considered very NSFWWMGAEK (Not Safe For Work, Wife, Mom, Grandma And Especially Kids)

So, without further comment……
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Oh Yeah!

You probably saw the church sign contained in the anti-Fred Phelps post on Wednesday.

Well, Vinny of Insignificant Thoughts stopped by and dropped off the link to the Church Sign Generator and I have created my own church sign that not only fits right in here at Random Nuclear Strikes, but also contains one of my favorite by-lines of my childhood.

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Oh Hell Yeah! Thanks Vinny!

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