Category Archives: Kewel!

To Boomershoot Wish me luck!

Well folks, it took 14 hours, but I am done with work until two days after Boomershoot. I have a very good piece about the whole Microsoft brouhaha resulting from the ‘Gay Rights Amendment’ here in Washignton, but it is … Continue reading →

As I said yesterday, I was getting called out to numerous modelling emergencies these last couple weeks. The story I’m featuring today was much more than anticipated and took much longer than I originally though. When dealing with models and … Continue reading →

How have you been doing? Hello everyone! Professor Booty is back! I had sort of a whirlwind worldwide tour going on the past couple weeks. Getting called here. Getting called there. Getting called everywhere. I apologize for the time away … Continue reading →

You have to love this move, President Bush intends to name Marine Gen. Peter Pace the next chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, officials said yesterday, replacing Air Force Gen. Richard B. Myers, whose term ends this autumn. If … Continue reading →

Last week the shareholders of Caterpillar gave Rachel Corrie’s parents and their anti-Israel brethren the New Jersey State Bird and stood firm behind their company. In celebration, I think they should contract someone to make 1000 of these bikes. Kewl … Continue reading →

At the University of Immaculate Observation, there is a course on Confections. ‘Key to a man’s heart is through his stomach’ and all that hubbub means that, even though a woman’s assets and natural talents may win her a man’s … Continue reading →

Professor Booty here, I’m so glad to see you all back this wonderful Saturday. If you remember last weekend, I was telling you all about some of the wonderful folks I work with in my work. We have visited the … Continue reading →

I know what you’re saying to yourself; “Kid, you play some decent tunage on the Soundboard, but what I am looking for is some funky Bollywood movie soundtrack musicâ€? Well here you go: The Good, The Bad and The Chutney … Continue reading →

As you probably already know, Captain Ed is kicking ass and taking names on the subject of the AdScam scandal currently going on up north in Canada. Now, I tried to log into CQ before going to work yesterday to … Continue reading →