How have you been doing?
Hello everyone! Professor Booty is back!
I had sort of a whirlwind worldwide tour going on the past couple weeks. Getting called here. Getting called there. Getting called everywhere. I apologize for the time away but you must understand that these were emergencies.
Well, most of them were. I will admit that some of my stops were for pleasure, but they were on the way from an emergency. Some things just cannot be rushed and good posteriors are one of those things.
Let’s see here, what do I have to feature to you all today, ahh yes, one of the urgent house calls I had to go to.
This poor young lass was despondant that she had lost a job with a top modeling agency and was going to jump off of her balcony. I got the call on this and rushed off to the airport to try and talk her down.
They didn’t tell me that she lived in a two story duplex. Good lord!
Tomorrow, a young girl who had a breakdown.