Professor Booty here, I’m so glad to see you all back this wonderful Saturday.
If you remember last weekend, I was telling you all about some of the wonderful folks I work with in my work. We have visited the Audio/Visual equipment room and the Botany instructor so far, but today, I would like to show you someone without a prestigious title.
Cammy came to the Occidental Tush Institute with no money for tuition and no way to pay for room and board while on campus, but she did have an excellent work ethic. She slaved away her non-study hours for barely enough money to attend or eat plus some tips from the staff and the other girls and slept on the floor of a dorm room that was being remodeled during the day.
After a full school year of seeing how hard she worked to both keep herself in threads and food, we professors voted unanimously in favor of granting her a hardship grant. With that she got to share a dorm room with one of the other girls and received food tickets for the cafeteria, plus tuition.
And she kept doing the fine work she had been doing for the last three years she attended. She was sorely missed when she left.
But today she is famous, and most likely rich. ‘Tis a pity she doesn’t stop by more often, I’d like to congratulate her.
Here is a photo of Miss Cammy doing the laundry for the 4th floor of the Sofia Loren Dormitory.
It wasn’t uncommon to find her up to her hips in soap bubbles when she wasn’t in class.
Congratulations Cammy!
Hey Cammy: Try using a little less soap in the machine next time.
Oh, and when you have learned how to use the right amount of soap, trot on over to the Acidman’s Crackerbox, and show him how much soap to use in the shower. He ‘fesses up to using too much, also.
But, keep on keepin’ on with that great booty!