So the wife’s settled into her recliner for an afternoon of football, and I interrupt the Saints-Seahawks game to point out to her this interesting Japanese TV game show. (Link absolutely NSFW).
I don’t understand Japanese, but it seems this fellow apparently has to identify his wife’s breasts, pussy and ass from a lineup (touching, sucking, and actual intercourse, etc. are all part of the fun). I noted that I found the unusually curvy Japanese female participants fascinating, and the wife said “You guys (meaning me and fellow Internet geeks) really need to find something better to do with your time.” I looked at her for a moment and she acknowledged with a grin, “like watching a bunch of guys run around in tights.”
We each have our perversions, I suppose!