Geekery for adults. Via Always Aroused Girl, I give you the Snarling Misanthrope’s reenacted Death of Boba Fett… by Sarlaac Fleshlight.
Best line:
It didn’t take very long, as each and every Star Wars fan already equates Sarlaac with vagina. (And you wondered why there are so many single men in their mid-late 30s.)