I’m finally home for the first time in over two months. My intern, Ms. Bell, seems to have kept my classes up to speed on the teaching schedule and unless an emergency pops up, I don’t think I’ll have to leave the Occidental Tush Institute until the middle of January at the earliest.
So now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be relaxing for the rest of this weekend with the Walker Sisters, Johnita and Johnanti.
If you’re wondering about the strange names, don’t. They were named by their famous father, whom I’m sure you know of. His name is Jonathon, though Mr. Walker prefers to be called Johnny.