For those of you thinking “Professor Booty, your students don’t really learn anything useful in the real world. They just learn how to look nice�, I say You Are Wrong!
My students don’t just learn how to look ‘Nice’, they learn how to look beautiful. It is naturally within them all, but it takes someone like myself to show them how to bring it out.
And they do learn other things that are very useful in the real world.
Take the subject of Botany, for example.
If a model is on an outdoor set and the photographer tells her “Stand over there and look pouty� and there is Poison Ivy or a nest of Nettles in that spot, she will be able to tell him “No� and also why without having to worry about having her assets harmed.
Remember, a model’s body is just like a set of tools to a technician, only you can’t just go to the store to replace them. A bad rash or a scar can put a girl out of work for who knows how long. Then she might have to get a job that doesn’t involve looking beautiful.
Bad juju indeed.
Which is why I thoroughly enjoy working with women such as Miss Markie in the Horticulture Department at the Royal Keister Academy of Fanny Dynamics.
Miss Markie not only teaches the up and coming models which of Mother Nature’s little bastard plants to watch out for, she also instructs them as to which plants can be used for the healing of skin imperfections. When they graduate from her class, they will know where to find and how to acquire items like natural Aloe and Cocoa Butter.
Heck, some of the girls will spend their off time on-location just hunting these items down to lather their bodies up with.
But more on that at a later time.