I, Professor Booty, get mail.
Not a lit of mail, mind you, but I do get mail from readers asking about the schools I teach at. The usual question are things like “How can I get your job?” or “Are these co-ed schools?”.
Sorry gents, but I am the premiere expert in my field and it took me many years of study to get where I am. If you started now, which I would suggest, you could possibly get where I am at in probably around to 30 years.
The study isn’t exactly difficult, but there are parts that become hard after a while.
For more on suggested courses, you can email me via the Kid and I’ll send you a reply.
But back to the schools; they are just like most other post-secondary schools, we have dorms as well as off campus housing, scaled tuitions, multiple departments of study from Mammary Dynamics to Leg Tech to my specialty, Professional Posteriors.
This weekend and the next, I will be showing some photos of the staff and a couple of the universities I teach at.
For example,
A couple weeks back when I spoke on the topic of mentoring, I told you about my visit to Our Sister of Perpetual ‘Do You Have Some Fries To Go With That Shake’ Academy. I showed you pics of the post graduate mentors and their young charges.
But I didn’t show you the pics of any of the staff.
That is Miss Nessandra. She is in charge of Audio/Visual Department.
While their equipment may be a couple years older than I would prefer, I think she is just about right.
Tomorrow, the lead Horticulture instructor.